Will You Snail?

Dear humans,
All of you are doomed, and I’d like you to know that I’m better than you. This game honors my power and I am in danger of being a failure.
To entertain me. The game was created as a personal way to have fun… There’s a chance. Humans get frustrated so easily… pathetic.What is this game?
This is a puzzle game that uses skills. It’s about the player, who is a tiny and useless snail, looking to defeat me.
Three hours of high-quality time with me (an exclusive offer I might add)Precise and fast paced action with a platformLots deathLots being ridiculedThe illusion of mastery and achievementThe hope of eventually defeating meAnd it’s a great little mystery solve… what is the purpose of our existence
I cannot wait any longer for you to figure out what’s going on in this situation… LOL
We’re waiting to greet our guests from across the pond.
Squid